Star Date 8210.3 - We set sail thirteen long weeks ago and have experienced a few bumps in the road (or should I say "a few bumps in the fabric of space) along the way. But a huge disaster lies on the horizon. The in-laws are coming for a visit and my lovely co-captain of the ship, Kathy is not very happy.

Sit back, relax, and enjoy as our own version of the Klingons are about to pay the Western's household a big visit.

Get out your phazers.